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Anti-Jokes

02 September 2010 16:20
Kortexx
Photographer


I came across anti-jokes this week,
And thought I'd post a few;
If you're in the mood for it,
you can post some of your faves too!


An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing,
because owls can't talk.

The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.


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Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The otherman replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'


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03 September 2010 12:06
jess_andrews
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you boring lot
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03 September 2010 12:14
Lynniepants
Model


Oh I love these:


Yo Mama's so fat, that she was instructed by the doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease or even a heart attack later in life.
Whatever I've just posted... Felicity Fatale agrees with me.


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03 September 2010 12:16
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Quote from Lynniepants
Oh I love these: Yo Mama's so fat, that she was instructed by the doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease or even a heart attack later in life.



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03 September 2010 12:49
Lynniepants
Model


Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin?


Because he's dead.
Whatever I've just posted... Felicity Fatale agrees with me.



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