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15 March 2010 13:50
whicker
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(This is just for fun- hense the games forum. Don't take seriously)

"Another Kettle of Fish."

Fish do not, and never will, go in kettles.

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you nevr know what you are going to get."

Except, you do. Almost without exception box of chocolates come in pre-selected quantities, with a little card or notelet saying what each one is.

"Go the extra mile."

Why? If your are going somewhere, and you "go the extra mile" you are a mile too far down the road.

"Life begins at 40."

Nope. It's either birth or conception, depending on your view point. "So, Edna, how is your 37 year old son? "   "Ah, to be honest Bethel, I just felt the time was wrong, so I had him terminated."



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Quote from whicker


"Another Kettle of Fish."

Fish do not, and never will, go in kettles.






Cough!



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15 March 2010 14:11
jess_andrews
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Happy Birthday

The day of your birth is probably the most traumatic of your life.

It should be 'happy birthday anniversary'.
˙ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ǝq oʇ ǝɹɐp


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15 March 2010 14:40
dressur
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110%


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15 March 2010 14:47
gerryquiff
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16 March 2010 05:42
ThomasJamesDean
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I was beside myself!


16 March 2010 05:49
Valentina_Velvet
Model


I dont know if this is a glasgow/scotland-ism, but if you've laughed really hard at something and then tell someone you say "I was gutting it".

"The other day" Nice and vague ?

Unrelated, but I heard this on the bus "And noo am in a worse case senario than a am the noo".



16 March 2010 05:55
clivewelch
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She turned round and said... and I turned round and said...
(and for those looking on we looked really comical)


16 March 2010 05:59
Valentina_Velvet
Model


Quote from clivewelch
She turned round and said... and I turned round and said...
(and for those looking on we looked really comical)



I never thought about that, you're right! 

"And I was like...and he was like..." Theres no likes about it, its factual! 

"Och, Thats a sin"

I like this thread


16 March 2010 06:08
wasper
Photographer


The Cork expression when two people meet & one greets the other: Did you go home yet?



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