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KT101 is off-line
14 January 2010 05:44
kt101
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kt101
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Hertfordshire
Borehamwood

Why doesn't the driver of the snow plough get stuck on his way to work?
What do I know about photography..... I'm a mechanic/milkman/driver/dogsbody. etc. etc. etc.


14 January 2010 08:46
RussFreeman
Photographer


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Why doesn't the driver of the snow plough get stuck on his way to work?



I LOLed.
If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the people to gather wood, divide the work, and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.


KT101 is off-line
14 January 2010 11:15
kt101
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kt101
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United Kingdom
Hertfordshire
Borehamwood

Why is it that on TV you can say " you prick your finger" but you can't say " your finger you prick"?
What do I know about photography..... I'm a mechanic/milkman/driver/dogsbody. etc. etc. etc.


14 January 2010 11:17
Rachael_C
Model


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Why is it that on TV you can say " you prick your finger" but you can't say " your finger you prick"?



Strange mental image just popped into my head
haha
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Dave Laurie is off-line
14 January 2010 11:21
deetvstudio
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deetvstudio
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Lancashire
Preston

Quote from kt101
Why is it that on TV you can say " you prick your finger" but you can't say " your finger you prick"?



.....which reminds me of:

No Nurse, what I said was, "Prick his boil".

Ouch.

Dave.



KT101 is off-line
14 January 2010 11:43
kt101
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kt101
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Hertfordshire
Borehamwood

Why is it that when you go into a skid, all the manuals tell you to steer in the direction of the skid.
Sounds a bit like if someone throws a right hook at you, you lean into it.
What do I know about photography..... I'm a mechanic/milkman/driver/dogsbody. etc. etc. etc.



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