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Jaw Imaging is off-lineSilver Member
31 July 2007 16:14
two_stops
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two_stops
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Nottinghamshire
Nottingham

Just got this in my email.

The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.




"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.


"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.


"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"



But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

The third piggy says -



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!

Hope it makes you smile, like it did me.

John

Before digital, photography consisted of only negative comments.


31 July 2007 18:10
stud
Photographer


lol , not heard that one before
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09 October 2007 16:07
Serena
Model


Made me smile!   Speaking as someone who did a thread on Real Ale on another site recently I felt I must comment here!
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Kiya  is off-line
10 November 2007 17:37
pam4580
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pam4580
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Lancashire
Manchester

Quote from two_stops
Just got this in my email.The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy."I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy. "I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," But why have you only ordered beer all evening?" The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home! Hope it makes you smile, like it did me.John

Lol yeah that made me giggle haha xx happy8


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11 November 2007 12:55
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