You favourite joke

You favourite joke

55 posts
5 Sep 2012
SandyCamel
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SandyCamel
What do you call a cat that swallows a duck ?

A duck-filled-fatty-pus



Posted 19 June 2014
DorsetHammer
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DorsetHammer
We bought a dog from a blacksmith, as soon as we got it home it made a bolt for the door.

Posted 19 June 2014
Sdeve
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Sdeve
Jesus came upon a group of men about to stone a woman to death. He asked what her crime was and they told him she was an adulteress. Jesus, according to the bible, then picked up a rock and wrote something on it before placing it on the ground, saying "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. The crowd went quiet but after a few seconds an old woman staggers out from the crowd with a huge rock held over her head, and she dashes it on the skull of the adulteress, killing her instantly. Jesus looks at her and says "Sometimes you really hack me off, mum."

Posted 20 June 2014
paulford
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paulford
Do Cucumbers make you burp, Or is it just me pushing it up too far?

Posted 21 June 2014
digitalprophotos
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digitalproph..
Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful? 
God said to man --- So that you will love them. 
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb? 
God said to man --- So that they will love you. 
Posted 29 June 2015
pmeu
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pmeu
Went for a job at a Blacksmith's yesterday.

He asked me if I had ever shoed a horse. I said no, but I once told a donkey to **** off.

Posted 29 June 2015
Edited by pmeu 29 June 2015
TheChrisS
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TheChrisS
What's the difference between an Essex girl and a faulty washing machine?

The faulty washing machine spits its load out.



Posted 30 June 2015
mikethefoto
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mikethefoto
John_Adrian_Studios

I've heard that the farming magazine 'Farmer's Weekly' is to merge with 'Playboy'.
Apparently, it's going to be called 'The Farma Sutra'.

Here's another one you won't like:

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician who sat down and worked it out with a pencil?

I'm leaving now 

I thought the mathematician was using a slide rule.
Gives my age away, what is a slide rule most are saying.

Funniest for a while was

Sepp Blatter, the Finance Director, Communications Director & PR Manager of FIFA were in a car, who was driving?
The Police!

Posted 2 July 2015
mikethefoto
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mikethefoto
TheChrisS

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a faulty washing machine? The faulty washing machine spits its load out. [/qt
Why do Essex girls wear knickers/
To keep their ankles warm at the bus stop.
Posted 2 July 2015
pmeu
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pmeu
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't

Posted 17 July 2015
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