Jesus came upon a group of men about to stone a woman to death. He asked what her crime was and they told him she was an adulteress. Jesus, according to the bible, then picked up a rock and wrote something on it before placing it on the ground, saying "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. The crowd went quiet but after a few seconds an old woman staggers out from the crowd with a huge rock held over her head, and she dashes it on the skull of the adulteress, killing her instantly. Jesus looks at her and says "Sometimes you really hack me off, mum."
Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man --- So that you will love them. Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man --- So that they will love you.
What's the difference between an Essex girl and a faulty washing machine? The faulty washing machine spits its load out. [/qt
Why do Essex girls wear knickers/
To keep their ankles warm at the bus stop.