"Cakestock", "Sea of Tranquility" or "I am Spartacus". You choose.

"Cakestock", "Sea of Tranquility" or "I am Spartacus". You choose.

32 posts
10 Oct 2012
Lysander
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Lysander
Ian_Wilson

Zimmer Frame?


Ooh you cheeky devil. 

To the naughty step with you. [ Oh alright, you can have a banana daquiri, not that you deserve one.

When I finally get to the stage that I need a zimmer frame, I will get a racing one with dropped handlebars.

Posted 10 Oct 2012
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
comemodelling

I am spartacus !


I thought I had already made it clear that I am Spartacus and that all other claimants are imposters, charletans and mountebanks.

You can have a Harvey Wallbanger if you wish, but you'll have to keep Ian company on the naughty step.

[ I think we might need a wider step ].

Posted 10 Oct 2012
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
Important news flash :-

Laphroaig cask strength 10 year old batch 4 is gob-smackingly brilliant.
58.3% ABV of pure Islay magic.smiley
cheekycheekycheekycheeky


Posted 23 Oct 2012
Bob
Photographer
Bob
Lysander

Important news flash :-
Laphroaig cask strength 10 year old batch 4 is gob-smackingly brilliant.
58.3% ABV of pure Islay magic.


That's not Islay magic ... this is!



22 year old Bowmore ... and it blows the socks off PHN too!
Lightweight!!!
Bob
Posted 23 Oct 2012
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
I've also got a bottle of 2012 Cairdeas, the remains of a bottle of 18yr old Laphroaig, a wee bit of Glenmorangie 18 Sauterne cask and a smidgin of The Glenlivet 15 French Oak cask, so I'm not doing too bad.

Posted 23 Oct 2012
Bob
Photographer
Bob
Lysander

I've also got a bottle of 2012 Cairdeas, the remains of a bottle of 18yr old Laphroaig, a wee bit of Glenmorangie 18 Sauterne cask and a smidgin of The Glenlivet 15 French Oak cask, so I'm not doing too bad.

It's for dinking ... not hoarding! Doh!
Posted 23 Oct 2012
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
Bob

It's for dinking ... not hoarding! Doh!


Of course it's for drinking. That's why I didn't list any of the empty bottles. What kind of a degenerate would hoard whisky?

I was annoyed last month. I got an e-mail from Laphroaig informing me that they had 300 bottles of Laphroaig Pedro Ximenez for sale to Friends of Laphroaig, but the whole lot got sold-out in just a few hours before I could buy a bottle for myself.

Posted 24 Oct 2012
skymouse
Photographer
skymouse
I am spurticus.

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Posted 24 Oct 2012
i can has drinks pleaze

Posted 8 Nov 2012
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
Time to resurrect this thread.
I like sluts.frowncheeky.




Posted 23 Sep 2013
RupertRudd
Photographer
RupertRudd
Ah - Lysander - the Sluts Nuts.

Posted 23 Sep 2013
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
Hows the Land of Green Ginger? smiley
Posted 23 Sep 2013
RupertRudd
Photographer
RupertRudd
Still black and white and red all over. No - that's the Hull Daily Mail.

Posted 23 Sep 2013
kflashm
Photographer
kflashm
nowt wrong with green ginger,








it covers up the taste of whiskey!

:  
Posted 23 Sep 2013
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
Lysander

Dear Fartybums, feel free to bicker if that floats your boat, or join me with a cocktail or two in a stupid inane drivel thread.

" I am Spartacus".



I'm still Spartacus and I could do with a large whisky right now, but I've got to go to the shops for some food so it will have to wait.


Posted 7 Dec 2013
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