Wish Granted! But With A Twist!

Wish Granted! But With A Twist!

31 posts
19 June 2010
you get your chicken and bacon sandwich but it's covered in mould and maggots!

I wish I could fly!

Posted 31 Aug 2010
you get the ability to fly, but in return superman is killed and the world hates you!

i wish for jordan's wedding dress she married peter andre in!!
Posted 31 Aug 2010
stphq
Photographer
stphq
You get given Jordan's wedding dress but her stalker thinks you are her and kills you..

I wish I could swim..

Posted 31 Aug 2010
imageaware
Photographer
imageaware
You get your wish to swim...but only in a sewage treatment tank.

I wish that I could make people do 'The Funky Chicken' by simply clicking my fingers!



G.

Posted 31 Aug 2010
Purple_Girl
Photographer
Purple_Girl
You click your fingers and are killed minutes later by an unstoppable stampede of dancing people.

I wish for a relaxing holiday.


Posted 31 Aug 2010
stphq
Photographer
stphq
You have a lovely relaxing holiday only to come home and find that the council have demolished your flat.. I wish I had an endless supply of eggs
Posted 31 Aug 2010
Mimi_C
Model
Mimi_C
You get your endless supply of eggs but they are all empty.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Posted 31 Aug 2010
InPartnership
Photographer
InPartnershi..
I want to photograph michelle456 one day.

All your wishes are empty

Posted 31 Aug 2010
Linnear
Photographer
Linnear
You get to shoot Michelle456. Unfortunately due to a typographical error, you get Michael456 lbs.

I wish I'd found this game earlier. And had a better wish.

Posted 5 Sep 2010
SandyCamel
Photographer
SandyCamel
You get your better wish, but finding the game earlier makes you wish that you had found it later



I wish that hairy legged male cyclists wearing lycra would  just stop doing it
Posted 30 Sep 2010
Edited by SandyCamel 30 Sep 2010
mph
Photographer
mph
But that means they are nude.

I have no wishes

Posted 3 Nov 2010
SandyCamel
Photographer
SandyCamel
You find that 'wishing for no wishes' can technically only be your final wish out of your total of three wishes so although your wish is granted nothing happens - it was all in the small-print


I wish I could win the lottery with all of the correct numbers

Posted 6 Sep 2013
TheChrisS
Photographer
TheChrisS
I wish youd won the lottery only to realise that that was the week in which you decided not to buy a ticket.

I wish fat people wouldn't wear short skirts with their tummies hanging over the top of them

Posted 6 Sep 2013
laylarc
Model
laylarc
The sun comes out & everybody wears g-string bikinis.

I wish I had a hundred pounds for every time somebody mispronounces my first name.

Posted 6 Sep 2013
Kiboko
Photographer
Kiboko
You get your wish but by the 3rd mispronunciation you weigh 300 pounds, (136 kilos), and no-one wants to photograph you any more other than modelling for oversize clothes catalogues.

I wish I could sing brilliantly.

Posted 6 Sep 2013
To reply to this thread you must be a member. Click here to join