evidently chicken town John Cooper Clarke

evidently chicken town John Cooper Clarke

11 posts
24 Dec 2008
Lysander
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Lysander
evidently chicken town

the ****ing cops are ****ing keen
to ****ing keep it ****ing clean
the ****ing chief's a ****ing swine
who ****ing draws the ****ing line
at ****ing fun and ****ing games
the ****ing kids he ****ing blames
are nowhere to be ****ing found
anywhere in chicken town

the ****ing scene is ****ing sad
the ****ing news is ****ing bad
the ****ing weed is ****ing turf
the ****ing speed is ****ing surf
the ****ing folks are ****ing daft
don't make me ****ing laff
it ****ing hurts to look around
everywhere in chicken town

the ****ing train is ****ing late
you ****ing wait you ****ing wait
your ****ing lost and ****ing found
stuck in ****ing chicken town

the ****ing view is ****ing vile
for ****ing miles and ****ing miles
the ****ing babies ****ing cry
the ****ing flowers ****ing die
the ****ing food is ****ing muck
the ****ing drains are ****ing ****ed
the colour scheme is ****ing brown
everywhere in chicken town

the ****ing pubs are ****ing dull
the ****ing clubs are ****ing full
of ****ing girls and ****ing guys
with ****ing murder in their eyes
a ****ing guy is ****ing stabbed
waiting for a ****ing cab
you ****ing stay at ****ing home
the ****ing neighbours ****ing moan
keep the ****ing racket down
this is ****ing chickentown

the ****ing train is ****ing late
you ****ing wait you ****ing wait
your ****ing lost and ****ing found
stuck in ****ing chickentown

the ****ing pies are ****ing old
the ****ing chips are ****ing cold
the ****ing beer is ****ing flat
the ****ing flats have ****ing rats
the ****ing clocks are ****ing wrong
the ****ing days are ****ing long
it ****ing gets you ****ing down
evidently chicken town
Posted 24 Dec 2008
CStGPA
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CStGPA
Merry Christmas to you too Mick, see you in the new year
Posted 24 Dec 2008
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
Cheers mate!
Posted 24 Dec 2008
Lysander
Photographer
Lysander
Lysander is a naughty person X 83. Beat that!
Posted 25 Dec 2008
desyek
Photographer
desyek
At one point I could see a double helix coming out from the smileys....

Posted 26 Dec 2008
regthecat
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regthecat
I remember seeing the great man at York University in about '86
Posted 2 Jan 2009
CherylG
Model
CherylG
Ha ha John Cooper Clarke....now that takes me back to my wasted youth.

What a guy!!
Posted 7 Feb 2009
Ian_Wilson
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Ian_Wilson
****ing ****ing Brilliant!

Posted 28 March 2009
Lysander
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Lysander

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Posted 8 Oct 2009
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Now I can see what people write instead of trying to guess. Do you think I could still complain about the language used............ emoticon
Posted 8 Oct 2009
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Posted 8 Oct 2009
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