RE-WRITE THE DICIONARY

RE-WRITE THE DICIONARY

14 posts
7 July 2008
Words that sound like they need a new definition...


Dentist - someone who has a passion for pranged cars


Homeopath - a gay axe murderer


Screwdriver - personal taxi service for HMS prison officers


Pathologist - Someone who studies walkways

...

... you get the jist!...

Posted 7 July 2008
marshon
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marshon
Jeez this is high brow!

Do you mean like .........

Paedophile - one who collects and catalogues feet?
Posted 7 July 2008
Jon_P
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Jon_P
Polygon - An empty birdcage?

Have I got the idea?
Posted 8 July 2008
Edited by Jon_P 8 July 2008
Jon_P
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Jon_P
Passanger - A bowel movement that leaves you happy?

Posted 8 July 2008
Edited by Jon_P 8 July 2008
Thats the spirit!


Im racking my brains to come up with some more

Posted 9 July 2008
Jon_P
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Jon_P
Abundance - What cakes do to music.

Posted 9 July 2008
Gamlaman
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Gamlaman
Expert  Ex-spert     Ex              -   past and gone, no longer with us
                            Spert          -   a drip,  under pressure
Posted 11 July 2008
Edited by Gamlaman 11 July 2008
Jon_P
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Jon_P
Disguise - What women do once a month.

Posted 12 July 2008
marshon
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marshon
Butternut Squash - A castrated man with a dairy product fetish.
Posted 12 July 2008
TMG
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TMG
footballer - a niche sexual practitioner. 

Posted 12 July 2008
I love this game!!

Frogspawn - Blue movies for the french
Colonnade -  A fizzy enema
Bacteria -  Returning more upset than when you left
Posted 15 July 2008
marshon
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marshon
The tooth fairy - gay dentist
Posted 16 July 2008
Jon_P
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Jon_P
Cabinet - A Chav Taxi (Cab innit)

Posted 17 July 2008
Horpse - dead horse

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Posted 20 July 2008
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