Enterprise Cars Pembrokeshire Free C*ock Sucking

Enterprise Cars Pembrokeshire Free C*ock Sucking

9 posts
1 Aug 2013
magpie1
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magpie1
A few years ago on rather late at night local news bulletin the item the female newscaster should have said was " 100 lost jobs blow for Hartlepool" but it didn't quite get said like that. The lady gave a bit of a startled rabbit look to camera just after she said the alternative version.

Posted 1 Aug 2013
mph
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mph
May be apocryphal but this report was apparently written for a newsreader by a journalist who had just been sacked. Read it aloud for maximum effect! (even better in a Welsh accent) "There were scenes of delight in Port Talbot tonight, as the news of the settlement spread. The unions were pleased that the crisis had eased, and the firm was delighted, it said"
Posted 1 Aug 2013
pmeu
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pmeu
Once I figured out I wasn't missing anything rude, I quite liked that one. Thanks mph

Posted 1 Aug 2013
gerryquiff
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gerryquiff
So is the cock sucking free or not?
I know they screw you if you don't fill the petrol up.

Posted 1 Aug 2013
DorsetHammer
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DorsetHammer
Claire Tomlinson read a text out on Sky Sports and then said, "That was sent in by Hugh Janus of Coventry" - there was a slight pause and then a realisation what she had said. Obviously related to the old Danish goalkeeper Hugh Jars.

Posted 1 Aug 2013
HMansfield
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HMansfield
When I rang Enterprise they told me they didn't do Escorts anymore.

Posted 1 Aug 2013
paulcase
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paulcase
Makes a change, normally when you rent a car you get screwed!!
Posted 1 Aug 2013
pinkbuildingphotography
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pinkbuilding..
HMansfield

When I rang Enterprise they told me they didn't do Escorts anymore.




Love it
Posted 2 Aug 2013
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