Your best Tesco burger jokes...

Your best Tesco burger jokes...

51 posts
16 Jan 2013
w4pictures
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w4pictures
Here's a couple I heard today to start

Trouble with Tesco burgers, they give me the trots.
 
Nutritional Information. Tesco burgers. Low in salt but high in Shergar.
Posted 16 Jan 2013
The veggie burgers might contain Uniquorn...

Posted 16 Jan 2013
RupertRudd
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RupertRudd
Tescos meat balls are the dogs ********.

Posted 16 Jan 2013
Lidl have launched a new range to compete with Tesco's burgers, "My Lidl Pony"

Posted 16 Jan 2013
w4pictures
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w4pictures
Love them!

Just been texted another.

Tesco burgers are on the shelves now....but not furlong.

Posted 16 Jan 2013
I'd like to give a shout out for Tesco's Beef Burgers but Im a little Horse at the moment


Posted 16 Jan 2013
WhitePython
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WhitePython
Once I heard about this scandal, I checked all my burgers in my fridge...AND THEY'RE OFF!

Posted 16 Jan 2013
WhitePython
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WhitePython
Posted 16 Jan 2013
WhitePython
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WhitePython
I was in Tescos cafe and they asked me if I wanted anything on my burger to which I replied......



A fiver each way!

Posted 16 Jan 2013
Just checked the fridge to check my burgers and... YEAH OFF!

Posted 16 Jan 2013
WhitePython
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WhitePython
I personally believe that horse meat is essential in maintaining a stable diet.

Posted 16 Jan 2013
CaptPugwash
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CaptPugwash
I had one of these burgers for lunch...still got a bit between my teeth Sorry I'll get my coat
Posted 16 Jan 2013
tonycsm
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tonycsm
Horse meat in burgers... a right tale of whoa!
Posted 16 Jan 2013
To eat or not to eat a Tesco burger,

That is the equestrian

Posted 17 Jan 2013
oceanova
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oceanova
a mate and I had a late night debate; when there is a disaster or something controversial the jokes start to fly (and yes I do find them funny!)
My theory is that most of the jokes are script written by the phone networks and used to increase text usage????

I remember the first time round when everyone was talking about McShergarburgers.

Sorry anymore jokes coming.....

Posted 17 Jan 2013
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