Giving more than 100%

Giving more than 100%

12 posts
20 Nov 2012
Alan_Jay
Photographer
Alan_Jay
Some Maths Logic:
 What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23 +15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, 
its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Posted 20 Nov 2012
gerryquiff
Photographer
gerryquiff
I agree with this 150%

Posted 20 Nov 2012
OffKeyPhotography
Photographer
OffKeyPhotography
Quality !

Posted 20 Nov 2012
Hotfrog
Photographer
Hotfrog
Brilliant !

Posted 20 Nov 2012
magpie1
Photographer
magpie1
After Newcastle United signed their sponsorship deal with Wonga, manager Alan Pardew commented he expected all his players to go out onto the pitch and give 4016% effort.

Posted 20 Nov 2012
mph
Photographer
mph
magpie1

After Newcastle United signed their sponsorship deal with Wonga, manager Alan Pardew commented he expected all his players to go out onto the pitch and give 4016% effort.


But only on pay day match day!
Posted 20 Nov 2012
mph

But only on pay day match day!


Would be better for them if they got paid by the off day 
Posted 20 Nov 2012
kflashm
Photographer
kflashm
going to print this and hang it in my office! 

Posted 21 Nov 2012
Here's a quote from my profile notes: Lastly, I will not give 110%, 150% or even 200% to every shoot simply because I can count. I will, however, do my very best to be professional, friendly and polite at all times and work to the best of my ability. Drives me mad! Best wishes ~Rin
Posted 21 Nov 2012
Posted 22 Nov 2012
Alan_Jay
Photographer
Alan_Jay
Sinopa_Rin

Here's a quote from my profile notes: Lastly, I will not give 110%, 150% or even 200% to every shoot simply because I can count. I will, however, do my very best to be professional, friendly and polite at all times and work to the best of my ability. Drives me mad! Best wishes ~Rin


Great minds and all that! smiley

Posted 22 Nov 2012
diipii
Photographer
diipii
I only give 99.9% because I am a complex, flawed individual.


Posted 22 Nov 2012
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