iPod Marathon - first person to complete race without being flattened by a car/truck while running around central London wearing an iPod with volume turned up high while normal traffic and other people are on the course. Obviously sponsored by Apple. China may an unfair advantage in this event though.
Car phone idiocy seeing how many people you can annoy by stopping on a main road to take a phone call because you can't spend £10 on a hands free kit or wait until you get where you're going thinking that this actually makes what you're doing legal.
Sniper shooting TF wannabe's who think a Ipad self taken mirror reflected image posted on here makes them a super model cos they've learnt to smear a bit of eye shadow n lippy then nip out on a Sat night to tell their mates they're models and have a got 6 months of shoots lined up only to get fed up of the idea and never log onto their account from one full moon to the next. I'd be a gold medalist marksman.