Sorry mate, I'll be in that France tomorrow, so can't make it. I know I'm not actually a model, but I've heard this rumour that they apparently serve booze in pubs, which seemed like a good enough reason to show up, as well as just for general sh*ts and giggles.
Do another one soon! I promise to sit in the corner and be quiet, and not heckle... much.
Oh bugger, and you're sooo good at wiggling into a crowded bar and getting served! We'll go heavy on the giggles, less so the shits and save you a pint sized, big haired space for the next one. And remember, the only french phrase you'll ever need when overseas. 'Le lapin est dans l'arbre, vous voyez? Un lapin. Vous ai dit!' Safe journey GoffQueen.
I am fluent in several languages as it happens... although only in conversations where mostly swearing is required.
If all goes well I will be there this evening, though a little later than the 19:00 meet up time as it will take me just over an hour to drive from home. One thought - I don't know any of you, so who should I be looking for, and where will you be at the venue?