Anti-Jokes

Anti-Jokes

5 posts
2 Sep 2010
Kortexx
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Kortexx
#8064a2;">I came across anti-jokes this week,
And thought I'd post a few;
If you're in the mood for it,
you can post some of your faves too!


An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing,
because owls can't talk.

The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.


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Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.' The otherman replies: 'Yes, she
has become a prostitue to subsidise her drug habit.'


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Posted 2 Sep 2010
you boring lot
Posted 3 Sep 2010
Oh I love these:


Yo Mama's so fat, that she was instructed by the doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease or even a heart attack later in life.

Posted 3 Sep 2010
Lynniepants

Oh I love these: Yo Mama's so fat, that she was instructed by the doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease or even a heart attack later in life.


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Posted 3 Sep 2010
Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin?


Because he's dead.

Posted 3 Sep 2010
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