A list of darkness

A list of darkness

17 posts
19 June 2010
Well in short.  List some things you might see on a being of Pure Evil's to do list, whilst remaining within the site rules (obviously)

Don't get upset by this it just silly and a bit of fun

Anyway.

1: kick a puppy
2: take candy from a baby
3: terrorise my an old neighbour


Posted 19 June 2010
Richie_uk_2001
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Richie_uk_20..
Drive through a large puddle next to a bus stop

Posted 25 July 2010
paulford
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paulford
Throw pussy down a well

  From an old nursery rhyme
Posted 27 July 2010
Edited by paulford 27 July 2010
paulford
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paulford
Buy a Jedward album

Posted 27 July 2010
ploggy
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ploggy
Give out free beer in the Pub, then charge £20 to use the loo.

Posted 28 July 2010
Species125
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Species125
Being a canon user
Posted 28 July 2010
robalexanderphotography
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robalexander..
I always get the urge to push people off high buildings, luckily for them i get vertigo
Posted 28 July 2010
dorrien
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dorrien
hover around at a pedestrian crossing,extending one foot onto road and then withdrawing it!

Posted 28 July 2010
kt101
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kt101
Being a Nikon user

Had to be done!
Posted 28 July 2010
Edited by kt101 28 July 2010
whicker
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whicker
Make Doctors appointments for embarassing illnesses in your friends names. And give their work number as the contact number.

When someone drops litter, follow them home , find their address, and mail their litter back to them. Without a stamp.

If you don't like your boss, report him to the police as a terrorist or similar, and get the to confiscate his computer. For added effect, break into his house and place files on his computer called "how to make bombs" etc.

Hold the door for people, and then follow them pestering them for a tip.

Fill a trolly full of shopping you don't need, and then when you are buying it at the till, suddenly take an urgent phone call, and say you'll be back in a moment (run to your car). Then don't come back.

Order taxis from 10, 20 etc different companies to the same address (Balls of Steel.)

Join an online dating site as a "fit bird", then get as many mobile numbers as you can, and exchange them between different blokes, pretending it's your number. Either you get a whole network of people all texting the same poor guy, or pairs of people texting each other, thinking the other person they are texting is a girl.

Same as above, but arrange a date online, and don't turn up. (Obviously- because you don't exist.)

Even better- arrange a date with several people, at the same location, and don't turn up. See if they realise. Give out half their phone numbers to other half os the people on the "date" , saying call me at 8:10 if I'm late, I'll be on the bus" so as to produce a random chorus of rings at the location.

Hand out politically moivated leaflets targeting an organisation that doesn't exist. " The RRFG Group is polluting our countryside, and must be stopped."

Throw fireworks at cars.

Throw cars at fireworks (bit harder.)

Ring up a brothel and ask how much they would pay you.

Support Mancehster United and not be from Manchester.
Posted 1 Aug 2010
Edited by whicker 1 Aug 2010
paulford
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paulford
Well known fact if you are from Manchester it is against the law to support manchester United.

Posted 7 Aug 2010
DKirk
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DKirk
MissProvocative

  List some things you might see on a being of Pure Evil's to do list, whilst remaining within the site rules (obviously) 


If you're Scottish, voting Conservative. . . 

Posted 7 Aug 2010
Holmax
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Holmax
Selotape pieces of bread to the patio doors and watch the birds batter themselves to death.

Stand behind people with hearing aids and do a long continuos whistle. It's great fun watching them slap their head thinking there's something wrong with their hearing aid.



Posted 23 Dec 2010
Posted 23 Dec 2010
For_Arts_Sake
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For_Arts_Sak..
Wind up the tourists at Loch Ness by asking excitedly, "Hey, what's that?" and pointing a camera with long lens across the loch ... Er, hang on, I've done that
Posted 23 Dec 2010
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