Stupid Expressions

Stupid Expressions

44 posts
15 March 2010
whicker
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whicker
(This is just for fun- hense the games forum. Don't take seriously)

"Another Kettle of Fish."

Fish do not, and never will, go in kettles.

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you nevr know what you are going to get."

Except, you do. Almost without exception box of chocolates come in pre-selected quantities, with a little card or notelet saying what each one is.

"Go the extra mile."

Why? If your are going somewhere, and you "go the extra mile" you are a mile too far down the road.

"Life begins at 40."

Nope. It's either birth or conception, depending on your view point. "So, Edna, how is your 37 year old son? "   "Ah, to be honest Bethel, I just felt the time was wrong, so I had him terminated."

Posted 15 March 2010
whicker



"Another Kettle of Fish."

Fish do not, and never will, go in kettles.





Cough!



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Posted 15 March 2010
Edited by ForumModerator 15 March 2010
Happy Birthday The day of your birth is probably the most traumatic of your life. It should be 'happy birthday anniversary'.
Posted 15 March 2010
dressur
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dressur
110%

Posted 15 March 2010
gerryquiff
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gerryquiff
Simples

Posted 15 March 2010
ThomasJamesDean
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ThomasJamesD..
I was beside myself!

Posted 16 March 2010
I dont know if this is a glasgow/scotland-ism, but if you've laughed really hard at something and then tell someone you say "I was gutting it". "The other day" Nice and vague ? Unrelated, but I heard this on the bus "And noo am in a worse case senario than a am the noo".
Posted 16 March 2010
clivewelch
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clivewelch
She turned round and said... and I turned round and said...
(and for those looking on we looked really comical)
Posted 16 March 2010
clivewelch

She turned round and said... and I turned round and said...
(and for those looking on we looked really comical)


I never thought about that, you're right! 

"And I was like...and he was like..." Theres no likes about it, its factual! 

"Och, Thats a sin"

I like this thread
Posted 16 March 2010
Edited by Valentina_Velvet 16 March 2010
wasper
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wasper
The Cork expression when two people meet & one greets the other: Did you go home yet?
Posted 16 March 2010
rach85
Model
rach85
omg this is so weird , me and my boyfriend were having this exact conversation last night , freaky ..

he said god we get on like a house on fire .. which sparked of the topic , whats good about a house being on fire ?? .. makes no sence

then he said that go the extra mile one .. stupid ..

however saying that , its these little beautys that gave us the game CATCHPHRASE .. aka the best show ever and where my talents firmly lie..

god i wish they would bring that back emoticon
Posted 16 March 2010
Edited by rach85 16 March 2010
LDImages
Photographer
LDImages
Awa And Biel Yer Heid!

Yll Hae An Inside Like Anekas Midden!

A Cat Can Look At A King

My all time favourite - Is the cat deid?

Cheers
Les

Posted 16 March 2010
LDImages

Awa And Biel Yer Heid! Yll Hae An Inside Like Anekas Midden! A Cat Can Look At A King My all time favourite - Is the cat deid? Cheers Les


Another couple you may know Les :

In regards to what you want for dinner "Sheep shite an' onion!" or "Kippers n Shortbreed"

Or, sick "He was like pan breed"
Posted 16 March 2010
LDImages
Photographer
LDImages
Valentina_Velvet

Another couple you may know Les :

#ff0000;">In regards to what you want for dinner "Sheep shite an' onion!" or "Kippers n Shortbreed"

Or, sick "He was like pan breed"


Would that be tripe by any chance? Och, I'm awa to  the cludgie tae boak at the thought!"

Cheers
Les
Posted 17 March 2010
whicker
Photographer
whicker
rach85



however saying that , its these little beautys that gave us the game CATCHPHRASE .. aka the best show ever and where my talents firmly lie..

god i wish they would bring that back emoticon


True classic
Posted 17 March 2010
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