"What do you mean references? From who? What other models, what have you heard? Who have you been speaking to? Are you saying I'm a pervert? Are you saying you're not going to be safe in a car with me, driving up to deepest, darkest Wales knowing only my first name? That's completely unprofessional and nobody will ever want to work with you again. OK you can have the landline, but if my wife answers, hang up straight away,"
"I have just found out I am in your area tomorrow, which is so unlikely as I was booked with Jodie Marsh all week (she's a personal friend you see, I do all her work), I have a great camera phone and I am going to bring my wife. She is a bi-sexual and really keen to improve her portfolio so I thought you could help her. We are going to have a live web cam feed as well - not for anyone else but for yourself - so you can get loads of publicity. I feel that soft girl on girl is a waste of time, and won't help your portfolio - so maybe we go real hard stuff. Oh, and it's in a hotel room that ok?"
Yes it's a great location. I've made the flat, EH STUDIO look like a disgusting hovel. I've got fake dog poo, lying about on the floor, just like they use in the movies, and to complete the effect I pipe in a disgusting smell. It really gives the impression the studio is disgusting. Oh and remember Brookside had a whole street they filmed in, well I've done the same, we'll be shooting in a studio that's been built to look like a run down estate.
Joking aside, my idea of a nightmare shoot is a terrified looking chap holding his camera as if it's a grenade that might go off, and saying in a tiny voice:
"Oh just do anything, I don't really mind,"
That's why I started teaching newbies how to work with models!
Joking aside, my idea of a nightmare shoot is a terrified looking chap holding his camera as if it's a grenade that might go off, and saying in a tiny voice: "Oh just do anything, I don't really mind," That's why I started teaching newbies how to work with models!
How about your first few shoots and you are a little nervous about going topless and the gentlemanly photographer says - "Don't worry love - I've seen it all before" Maybe that's true, but you haven't seen mine!!! lol.