I would love to join you but I fear that the 'debenture move' that I inherited from grandmama may cause you upset. Dear old Grandmama was Feathering West Ladies Darts Club Mornington Crescent Champion 1902 - 1904 (East District) and in her honour the Governing Body left her descendents (First in line only) the famous 'Snuff Chunder' move (Agradoff 1807 - 1856 MC Eastern Block champion).
This move has never been played since the death of Churchill - but if you throw me a salamander across Baker Street you will feel the wrath.....
Are we playing outdoor rules as it is summer?
If so I will offer a simple 'rotunder' and go with Waterloo(EAST).