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Captain Custard

Captain Custard

ID Number:205967
Member type:Photographer
Country:United Kingdom
Level:Very Experienced
Work Preference:Swimwear
Date Joined:26 April 2011
Last Updated:13 March 2018
Last Login:13 March 2018
Published photographer with over 15 years experience.
Rarely a month when we're not published in a UK top-shelf magazine
Specialising in short, fun, 'custard' movies since 2011.

We're professional photographers with almost two decades worth of experience shooting "glamour" - there's rarely a month when we're not in a top-shelf or lad's mag magazine somewhere.

HOWEVER, since 2011 we've done a sideline creating short short videos ('custard corner') for a hugely popular website featuring movies of girls getting "gunged".

It's really, really easy:

You turn up, we give you an outfit, sit you in the bath, ask you a bunch of daft questions - then tip a bucket of custard over your head. And once we've helped you out we leave the cameras rolling whilst you jump in the shower.

You don't have to audition. You don't have to act. You don't have to pretend to get turned on by custard or anything weird. It's fun, flirty, and fifty quid - more or less - just for being yourself!

Paid in cash, on the day, for thirty minutes work. We don't think that's bad at all.

We provide clothes, shampoo, towels, a hairdryer, straighteners, and er, custard.

To be in our custard videos you MUST be female, over 18, and able to prove it (two forms of ID required, both with your real name and at least one with a photo). But that's pretty much it. You can be any age, any bust size, any hair colour, have any number of piercings or tattoos. You don't need any previous modelling or acting experience.

Shoots are always at 2pm, on weekdays only.

We offer 3 rates of pay so that you can decide what you're most comfortable with.

£30 if you do the shoot in bra/knickers or a bikini.
£50 for a topless
and £60 for nude.
Where there is nudity we don't mean 'open leg' - we just mean when you're in the shower.


Ideally you'll be within an hour or so of Southend-on-Sea in Essex. (ie. Chelmsford, Colchester, Kent, Brentwood, Basildon, Billericay, Rayleigh, Rochford, Upminster, Barking, London)

It takes about 50 minutes to get here from West Ham (Fenchurch Street, Tower Hill), and we're thirty seconds walk from the station when you arrive. Your train ticket should be approximately £15 return.

We don't pay travel but we're happy to work around you if you have other shoots in the area.


We give priority to girls who are keen, and reliable (ie. the ability to check, read and reply to emails)

We give priority to girls who have a friend who's also interested in modelling.

Living within easy reach of Southend-on-Sea would be a distinct advantage.

If you've already been to one of our custard shoots we *might* be able to offer you another one. Drop us a line to find out.

Reviews from other members

There are 13 positive recommendations for JasonSmithPhoto Click here to read them all
Frankie91 recommends JasonSmithPhoto
Added by Frankie91 on 13 July 2015, shoot arranged for July 2015

Back for more had my third custard shoot with Jason today, communition was on top form always makes me feel comfortable and able to have a laugh very profession and fun shoot look forward to another
Thank you once again
Penny_Brooks recommends JasonSmithPhoto
Added by Penny_Brooks on 20 March 2015, shoot arranged for March 2015

I had my second custard shoot with Peter this week and, I can honestly say, I would be more than happy to do one every week. Peter is an absolute pleasure to work with and such a great laugh. Before we started the shoot, we sat down for a cup of tea and discussed the world and it's cats and he makes the shoot itself so much fun.

If he asks you, do it. It's messy but so worth it! xx
cathyduck1969 recommends JasonSmithPhoto
Added by cathyduck1969 on 24 July 2013, shoot arranged for July 2013

What a great shoot ! So much fun! Mainly because Peter makes you feel so comfortable. Really funny to be covered in custard too! Peter is organized & professional at all times but really great to work with as he is funny & so easy to get along with. I would love to work with Peter again - & will be very soon I hope! That's for a great shoot.
teyavamp recommends JasonSmithPhoto
Added by teyavamp on 12 July 2013, shoot arranged for July 2013

Had such a great shoot with Jason yesterday. This really is one of the easiest, funniest, fastest shoots I have ever done! Jason is a lovely guy, very welcoming, and his pusscat CJ is a little sweetheart too :-)

I highly recommend doing this little shoot - its so much fun! I am looking forward to my second visit.
gizmofoxy recommends JasonSmithPhoto
Added by gizmofoxy on 19 May 2013, shoot arranged for May 2013

Had a fantastic time he made me feel very at ease and was such a fun different type of shoot definitely recommend to work with him thank you so much hope to work again with him soon xxxx
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