Olympic Events ( real or imaginary )

Post by John_Adrian_Studios on 05 July 2012 15:40

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 15:40:16 GMT

Three legged race - sponsored by Rolf Harris.

Post by Chandos on 27 June 2012 06:00

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 06:00:31 GMT

Able to shoot at the lowest shutter speed [happy4]
Might be a replcament for firearm?

Post by Brian_Markie on 26 June 2012 20:55

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 20:55:02 GMT

Sniper shooting TF wannabe's who think a Ipad self taken mirror reflected image posted on here makes them a super model cos they've learnt to smear a bit of eye shadow n lippy then nip out on a Sat night to tell their mates they're models and have a got 6 months of shoots lined up only to get fed up of the idea and never log onto their account from one full moon to the next. [happy8] I'd be a gold medalist marksman.

Post by gerryquiff on 26 June 2012 13:19

Tue, 26 Jun 2012 13:19:42 GMT

Clock watching. I'm told it can be a popular pastime on shoots [surprised2]

Post by paulford on 23 June 2012 20:07

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 20:07:09 GMT

film spiral loading, load a 35mm, 120,and 110 film in the shortest time.

Post by paulford on 23 June 2012 20:04

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 20:04:44 GMT

PhilMairs
Tantric sex... The person that comes first, loses.

Any sort of sex would do for me at the moment! with maybe one or two exeptions.

Post by Phil_M on 23 June 2012 15:54

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 15:54:45 GMT

Tantric sex... The person that comes first, loses.

Post by modjo30 on 23 June 2012 14:13

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 14:13:10 GMT

[b]Car phone idiocy[/b] seeing how many people you can annoy by stopping on a main road to take a phone call because you can't spend £10 on a hands free kit or wait until you get where you're going thinking that this actually makes what you're doing legal.

Post by 1919_Images on 23 June 2012 12:07

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 12:07:06 GMT

ARRANGING A TF SHOOT

Its an endurance event with the winner being the model or photographer who manages it in the fewest days from casting to shoot, you need to be a skilled email ping pong player to win gold here.

Post by SouthernSnapper on 23 June 2012 11:25

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 11:25:21 GMT

The No-Show-A-Thon: Wannabe vs GWC. To win - three fails, a 'Nuts' submission, or a lock-out

Post by gerryquiff on 23 June 2012 06:50

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 06:50:10 GMT

Lens changing relay race.

This is where you run with a camera and have to change the lens before handing it over to your next team mate.

Post by paulford on 23 June 2012 04:37

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 04:37:40 GMT

Income tax evasion.

Post by paulford on 23 June 2012 04:36

Sat, 23 Jun 2012 04:36:43 GMT

Photoshopping fake tans.

Post by HowardJ on 22 June 2012 20:35

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 20:35:54 GMT

[b]Supermarket Sweep[/b] - all entrants have to be over 6' and be experts at weaving with trolley. Obstacles to include:

1. Old ladies walking slowly with a basket,

2. Overworked Mum out with a convoy of trollies and 4 kids

3. Trollies with wonky wheels, short people stopping you to ask if you can get the tin off the topshelf - you get bonus points for the getting the tin.

4. Shelf stacker blocking the aisles

5. Dumb ass people leaving their trolley in the middle of the aisle while they fetch something from the next aisle.

[b]M25 Lap Race[/b] - first person to complete two laps during Monday morning rush hour gets the gold. Tasks to include:

1. You have to pick the best queues on the Dartford tunnel / QE2 bridge. No use of DART cards or pre-counting the toll charge.

2. Everyone has to use the same vehicle a Volvo estate complete with 2 noisy kids on the back seat and a dog in the boot.

3. Pit stops to be made at the service stations and tasks to collect newspaper and various other products which could be sponsored.

4. Maybe throw in a meal break at a McDonalds (the official food provider of the games). Variable speed limit must be obeyed.

5. Possibly additonal points for how close you can get to the car in front (who isn't allowed to be another competitor must a member of the public).

Lots of opportunities for showing off the beautiful sites around the M25 like Clacket Lane services, Terminal 5, the GIVE PEAS A CHANCE bridge (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=give+peas+a+chance+m25&hl=en&biw=1138&bih=532&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=k9fkT-zDJOib1AWGko2XCQ&ved=0CFsQsAQ), beautiful Croydon and the turbine windmills. The commentators could talk about all the interesting things that have happened around the route like Staines Upon Thames and its claim to fame of being the place Lino was invented.

[b]iPod Marathon[/b] - first person to complete race without being flattened by a car/truck while running around central London wearing an iPod with volume turned up high while normal traffic and other people are on the course. Obviously sponsored by Apple. China may an unfair advantage in this event though.

[b]McDonald High Jump[/b] - high jumping after have 6 extra large value meals or maybe the kids breakfast http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459 (so named because it weighs the same as a small child)

Post by gerryquiff on 22 June 2012 19:21

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 19:21:52 GMT

Granny mourning, I'm led to believe is a popular event.

Post by John_Adrian_Studios on 22 June 2012 18:15

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 18:15:47 GMT

Here's a new game for this Olympic year.

Name one event ( real or imaginary ).

For example: A real event could be Archery or an imaginary event could be Card Shuffling.

Ok, I'll start with:
Archery