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We've all heard them - what models and photographers really mean!!

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Rich G is off-line
27 July 2013 12:18
SMILESPHOTO
Photographer
SMILESPHOTO
Location
United Kingdom
Kent


Just a tongue-in-cheek look at a few of the well-used expressions on Purestorm and what they (sometimes!) translate to. This is for fun so please add your own favourites and share the smiles.



'Enjoy socialising at weekends' = Don't waste your time booking me for a Sunday as I'll still be as p*ssed as a fart.

'I always bring a chaperone' = I have a really posessive partner who'll go ape if I show more than an ankle.

'Sorry, just so busy for the next few weeks' = Not the slightest bit interested in working with you.

'I really love your work' = Happy to work with you if you pay me enough.

'So refreshing to meet a model without implants' = I know you don't do topless but how about just this once?

'I've a client who's paying me for these images' = Me and my mates will get our rocks off over these.

'I'm so sorry - my phone died and my nan/kid/Uncle Tom Cobley got rushed to hospital' = Got wrecked last night and don't give a f*ck.



P.S. I, of course have never used such excuses! surprise

Rich.



HAPPY TO WORK UP TO OPEN WALLET LEVELS


Paul Hodson is off-line
27 July 2013 12:29
mph
Photographer
mph
Location
United Kingdom
Cheshire
Crewe

Recommended = he was a creep
Amateur - happy to do TF with models with potential and enthusiasm. Website: www.mphodson.co.uk


Rupert Rudd is off-line
27 July 2013 13:22
RupertRudd
Photographer
RupertRudd
Location
United Kingdom
East Yorkshire
Hull

One or two small stretch marks, easily Photoshopped = Looks like a tripe dressers workbench.
A little help is worth a lot of sympathy.


Constantine Clarke is off-linePlatinum Member
03 August 2013 08:03
Constantine
Model
Constantine
Location
United Kingdom
South Yorkshire
Sheffield

Hahaha.


alexkidd is off-line
03 August 2013 08:28
alexkidd
Photographer
alexkidd
Location
United Kingdom
East Yorkshire
Hull

i like to put my all into shoots = i can stand in front of a camera
www.as-images.com or co.uk ~ i lack interweb social skills and may come across a bit james blunt


03 August 2013 10:26
Socialdisaster
Photographer


"natural looks" - doesn't know how to do makeup and hair.

"art nude specialist" - face like a brick wall.



we're gonna go to hell for this thread 0.o
Modesty is just arrogance in stealth mode


Paul Hodson is off-line
03 August 2013 10:41
mph
Photographer
mph
Location
United Kingdom
Cheshire
Crewe

Interested in creating art = not got a clue how to pose.
Amateur - happy to do TF with models with potential and enthusiasm. Website: www.mphodson.co.uk


somph is off-line
03 August 2013 11:21
somph
Photographer

Location
United Kingdom
Norfolk
Norwich

For both photographers and models:

"I'm on my way" when already late = I forgot/I'm hung over/no-show



Durham Photographics is off-lineSilver Member
03 August 2013 11:37
Sarge
Photographer
Sarge
Location
United Kingdom
County Durham


New to modelling, 100% committed - For the 2 weeks I will on PureStorm where I wont answer or read any messages.

New photographer into art nudes - Want to see naked ladies that I can snap with my camera phone.

Dress size 8 - dress size 14.

Published - posted photos on Face Book.


03 August 2013 12:14
Socialdisaster
Photographer


"appeared in zoo" - my b/f sent a snap of my tits in to the website and it got to no.87 in the top 100 weeks submissions.
Modesty is just arrogance in stealth mode



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