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HowardJ is off-line
30 January 2013 10:43
HowardJ
Photographer
HowardJ
Location
United Kingdom
Surrey
West Midlands

How about a nice engraved pair of silver scissors?


diipii is off-line
31 January 2013 09:28
diipii
Photographer

Location
United Kingdom
Worcestershire


Toaster ? They eat toast just like you.
It only happens all the time.


beauvoir is off-line
31 January 2013 09:51
beauvoir
Model
beauvoir
Location
United Kingdom
Birmingham
Birmingham

I gave them an IOU.

And a card with a bowl of flowers on it.


JSP is off-linePlatinum Member
31 January 2013 10:20
Ladiesman
Photographer
Ladiesman
Location
United Kingdom
Leicestershire
Leicestershire


But what about the child....?
I’m sorry about the white jacket with ties at the back. My doctor says I’ve made excellent progress and I will be released from Broadmoor on Tuesday; fancy a shoot on Wednesday!?


beauvoir is off-line
31 January 2013 10:31
beauvoir
Model
beauvoir
Location
United Kingdom
Birmingham
Birmingham

What ABOUT the child? I bought her a poncho on my recent jaunt to Bali, and I forgot I'd bought it, so I gave them that.


Steve Guy is off-line
31 January 2013 13:09
Sdeve
Photographer

Location
United Kingdom
Derbyshire
Derby

A power drill and a food processor. Labelled "To you both."


JSP is off-linePlatinum Member
31 January 2013 14:06
Ladiesman
Photographer
Ladiesman
Location
United Kingdom
Leicestershire
Leicestershire

Quote from beauvoir
What ABOUT the child? I bought her a poncho on my recent jaunt to Bali, and I forgot I'd bought it, so I gave them that.



Well that came in  handy. cheeky
I’m sorry about the white jacket with ties at the back. My doctor says I’ve made excellent progress and I will be released from Broadmoor on Tuesday; fancy a shoot on Wednesday!?


DoxPhotox is off-lineSilver Member
31 January 2013 15:20
DCox
Photographer
DCox
Location
United Kingdom
Northamptonshire


Quote from andy_h
Pair of dildos and a fondue set. Covering all bases




that is sick...........what on earth are they going to use the fondue set for?



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