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The most pretentious thing you've evr heard/said

Jenny Wren is off-line
26 January 2013 17:47
JennyWren
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JennyWren
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United Kingdom
Dorset
Shaftesbury

Quote from pompeytog
Sorry to detract, no pretentious quotes but...........Dude, that is a hoofing car!!! (slightly jealous)



Yeah it is. I do a little squee noise whenever I accelerate out of a 30 into a 60 in 3rd gear.

I'm not normal.
Shoes give me endorphins, endorphins make me happy, happy models don't stab photographers!


26 January 2013 19:25
PaulManuell
Photographer


Quote from JennyWren


I do a little squee noise whenever I accelerate out of a 30 into a 60 in 3rd gear.

I'm not normal.



I do an even bigger squee noise when I out accelerate a Mitsubishi 2.5 V6 Sports Galant that's just changed down to 3rd gear to accelerate from 30 to 60 on my ancient ZX9 without even having to bother to change down gears to do so......... SQUEEEEEE


Peter is off-line
26 January 2013 20:20
peterbuchanphoto
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peterbuchanphoto
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United Kingdom
West Yorkshire
Leeds

Quote from PaulManuell


I do an even bigger squee noise when I out accelerate a Mitsubishi 2.5 V6 Sports Galant that's just changed down to 3rd gear to accelerate from 30 to 60 on my ancient ZX9 without even having to bother to change down gears to do so......... SQUEEEEEE



0-70 in first on a Yamaha YZF-R1 (aka 'R1') in under 4 seconds.... since this appears now to be a peterbuchanphoto is a naughty person ing contest ;-) ... traded down to zx6r (much more nimble and cheaper to run) then sadly the bus as I moved to a terraced house and didn't expect it to last the first night parked on the street.. sad times.


26 January 2013 20:52
PaulManuell
Photographer


Oh dear, an R1 down to a ZX6 down to a bus. Not much to squee about from the seat of a double decker, even Jenny in her Mitsubishi could out accelerate that


Peter is off-line
27 January 2013 02:26
peterbuchanphoto
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peterbuchanphoto
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United Kingdom
West Yorkshire
Leeds

It was 'squee' while it lasted (7yrs). Having a kid in march and got to act all sensible and learn to drive them 4 wheeled thing-a-majigers too. Wont ever be the same


Jenny Wren is off-line
27 January 2013 11:42
JennyWren
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JennyWren
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United Kingdom
Dorset
Shaftesbury

Can I just point out that I do drive sensibly as I usually have my son in the back of the car. I don't drive particularly fast, it's just a bit "Squee-y" when I accelerate. Mitsi is plenty quick enough for me, the other half is on about getting the VR4 with its twin turbos and an extra 140 horses. I keep telling him we don't need it!
Shoes give me endorphins, endorphins make me happy, happy models don't stab photographers!


Razoir is off-line
27 January 2013 15:25
JeromeRazoir
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JeromeRazoir
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Devon
Crediton

Quote from mattharper
I think that the most pretentious thing I have said was when under oath, I was asked by a barrister if I was stubborn.

I was in the box and  the other side's barrister's first question to me was, "Mr.****, when asked to characterise you said your are blunt. What do you say to that?"

"Yes."

...................................................................... the tumble weed rolled lazily across the court-room and gradually the penny dropped in his tiny brain. It all went rather down-hill from there on and FIVE HOURS later I staggered out wishing my tiny victory had come at the end and not the beginning.



I still remember the prisoner who was protesting in very upper crust tones, "You can't keep me here." "Off you go then", says I. "Well open the gate then!"  "NO." That penny took rather longer to drop but drop it did and he was still there in the morning.
Who but a jazz man would say of Bridget Bardot, "Man, what key is she in?"


05 February 2013 06:59
AmethystViolet
Model


Most Pretentious things heard:

From a model: 'I am a TV legend and superstar.'




From a photographer-

'If you are ever in London, call me, I might be able to fit you in for a test shoot.'

or

'I don't shoot Porn I shoot erotic art'-'I need a model who does it for the art not the money'

or

'I don't need to pay models, it doesn't require much skill to stand still and get your tits out'

or

'Getting it right in camera'

or

'oh I should have brought the hassie' (hasselbald)

or

me- 'would you like shoes?'
them-'oh god no, we're shooting art nude not glamour!'

The list is endless...




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