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w4pictures is off-line
16 January 2013 17:51
w4pictures
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w4pictures
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London
Chiswick

Here's a couple I heard today to start

Trouble with Tesco burgers, they give me the trots.
 
Nutritional Information. Tesco burgers. Low in salt but high in Shergar.


Jenny Wren is off-line
16 January 2013 17:56
JennyWren
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JennyWren
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Dorset
Shaftesbury

The veggie burgers might contain Uniquorn...
Shoes give me endorphins, endorphins make me happy, happy models don't stab photographers!


Rupert Rudd is off-line
16 January 2013 18:00
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East Yorkshire
Hull

Tescos meat balls are the dogs RupertRudd is a naughty person .
A little help is worth a lot of sympathy.


SINderella Rockafella is off-line
16 January 2013 18:01
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Lancashire
Wigan

Lidl have launched a new range to compete with Tesco's burgers, "My Lidl Pony"
"T'aint no SIN to take off your skin and dance around in your bones."


w4pictures is off-line
16 January 2013 18:03
w4pictures
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Chiswick

Love them!

Just been texted another.

Tesco burgers are on the shelves now....but not furlong.


Moi is off-line
16 January 2013 18:08
clearview_photography
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clearview_photography
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County Durham
North East

I'd like to give a shout out for Tesco's Beef Burgers but Im a little Horse at the moment


The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose." - James Baldwin


White Python is off-line
16 January 2013 18:09
WhitePython
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WhitePython
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South Yorkshire
Barnsley

Once I heard about this scandal, I checked all my burgers in my fridge...AND THEY'RE OFF!


White Python is off-line
16 January 2013 18:12
WhitePython
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WhitePython
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Barnsley



White Python is off-line
16 January 2013 18:16
WhitePython
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WhitePython
Location
United Kingdom
South Yorkshire
Barnsley

I was in Tescos cafe and they asked me if I wanted anything on my burger to which I replied......



A fiver each way!


16 January 2013 18:17
SkySeraphin
Model


Just checked the fridge to check my burgers and... YEAH OFF!



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