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Giving more than 100%

Alan Johnson is off-line
20 November 2012 11:36
Alan_Jay
Photographer
Alan_Jay
Location
United Kingdom
South Yorkshire


Some Maths Logic:
 What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23 +15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%
But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hardwork and
Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, 
its the BullAlan_Jay is a naughty person  and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a motorbike and that's pretty close! :o)


gerryquiff is off-lineSilver Member
20 November 2012 11:54
gerryquiff
Photographer
gerryquiff
Location
United Kingdom
Lanarkshire
Bonnie Scotland

I agree with this 150%
CAT WANTED. Must be large enough to make Davy Crockett hat. (6 7/8) Prefer ginger


Mick Stow is off-line
20 November 2012 12:23
OffKeyPhotography
Photographer
OffKeyPhotography
Location
United Kingdom
Northamptonshire
Daventry

Quality !
Will work up to tasteful Nude for an extra £5 PER HOUR!


Hotfrog is off-line
20 November 2012 12:29
Hotfrog
Photographer
Hotfrog
Location
United Kingdom
London


Brilliant !


RGBphoto is off-lineSilver Member
20 November 2012 12:39
magpie1
Photographer

Location
United Kingdom
Tyne and Wear
Newcastle

After Newcastle United signed their sponsorship deal with Wonga, manager Alan Pardew commented he expected all his players to go out onto the pitch and give 4016% effort.


Paul Hodson is off-line
20 November 2012 13:08
mph
Photographer
mph
Location
United Kingdom
Cheshire
Crewe

Quote from magpie1
After Newcastle United signed their sponsorship deal with Wonga, manager Alan Pardew commented he expected all his players to go out onto the pitch and give 4016% effort.



But only on pay day match day!
Amateur - happy to do TF with models with potential and enthusiasm. Website: www.mphodson.co.uk


Moi is off-line
20 November 2012 16:02
clearview_photography
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clearview_photography
Location
United Kingdom
County Durham
North East

Quote from mph
But only on pay day match day!



Would be better for them if they got paid by the off day 
The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose." - James Baldwin


Keith Monroe is off-lineSilver Member
21 November 2012 12:35
kflashm
Photographer
kflashm
Location
United Kingdom
Devon
Paignton

going to print this and hang it in my office! 
TF MODELS ALWAYS SOUGHT AFTER, TRAVEL USUALLY HELPED WITH.


Sinopa Rin is off-line
21 November 2012 15:01
Sinopa_Rin
Model
Sinopa_Rin
Location
United Kingdom
Hampshire
Fareham

Here's a quote from my profile notes:
Lastly, I will not give 110%, 150% or even 200% to every shoot simply because I can count. I will, however, do my very best to be professional, friendly and polite at all times and work to the best of my ability.
Drives me mad!

Best wishes
~Rin
www.sinopa-rin.co.uk


21 November 2012 20:44
Dani-Elle
Model


If a job is worth doing, Is worth doing right.



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