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10 September 2012 16:47
Brian_Markie
Photographer


My mate was having his house warming party last weekend, i asked him what he'd like, he said just bring anything, so i took him a radiator.


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10 September 2012 16:51
DCox
Photographer
DCox
Location
United Kingdom
Northamptonshire


A 3 legged dog clad in a poncho and chewing on a cigarillo..rides into an old west town with tumbleweed blowing across the landscape His spurs clink as he kicks open the salon bar door and the piano player pauses in his tune as the dog approaches the bar.

The nervous barmen pours whisky into a shot glass and timidly asks: Hey dawg...whatcha doing in this here town"

the dog looks him in the eyes and says" Im looking for the man who shot ma paw"


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10 September 2012 16:57
DCox
Photographer
DCox
Location
United Kingdom
Northamptonshire


My wife said that if I wanted sex I had to go out and buy something that made her look beautiful.

so how come she was not happy when I came home drunk?




"Kids of today ha!!! You know who really gives kids a bad name? Do you? Posh and Becks."


11 September 2012 01:40
AlanBooth
Photographer


Young boy gets up in the night to answer the call of nature. On his way to the bathroom he sees a light coming from his parents bedroom and the door is slightly open. He peeks in. When he eventually gets to the bathroom he is muttering to himself "and to think she shouts at me for sucking my thumb"


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11 September 2012 02:24
ModelxCheryl
Model

Location
United Kingdom
Norfolk
Norwich

Ok I'm a woman but even I find this joke funny...

2 women were sitting quietly...

Haha!


11 September 2012 06:33
Dekker
Photographer


Q: Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

A: Be it's un oeuf!


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11 September 2012 08:24
John_Adrian_Studios
Photographer
John_Adrian_Studios
Location
United Kingdom
Powys
Brecon

A man strapped 50 budgerigars to himself and jumped off a tall building.
As he lay on the floor, he said "I don't think much to this budgie jumping"!  


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11 September 2012 08:43
alanwilson
Photographer
alanwilson
Location
United Kingdom
Kent


Man says to woman........Tell me something that will make me happy and sad.
Woman says to man........Hmmm, Ok. Your willy is bigger than your brothers!


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11 September 2012 10:36
Moorlane
Photographer

Location
United Kingdom
Greater Manchester


I asked my niece what she wanted for a birthday present.She said she wanted a spider.I asked at the pet shop and they said thay had some for £ 75 .I thought-stuff that I'll get one off the web


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11 September 2012 10:37
Moorlane
Photographer

Location
United Kingdom
Greater Manchester


I dreamt last night that Gloria Gaynor was sitting at the bottom of my bed.
First I was afraid-I was petrified



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