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Jonathan is off-line
05 September 2012 10:47
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Perhaps off topic, not a game ?

Perhaps already done ?

Perhaps a very lonely thread lol !


Any-way - the idea is that you just tell your favourite joke of the moment.
so:


Why must you never order duck in a restaurant ?


Because you always end up with two bills !




Relax, take it easy and float down-stream with the Sandy Camel


05 September 2012 13:56
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Doomed to failure!
My favorite joke will get me thrown off here and my second favorite is too long...but I will tell you the punchline....
"...she pushed and pushed and pushed and pushed so much ,she farted, blew away all the flour, and the soldiers all wet themselves laughing!"
"I wont give in until I have complained about everything"


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05 September 2012 14:39
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Am I the only one trying to work out how the hell that joke goes just by using the punch line?

You've got to tell us the whole thing now, surely.


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06 September 2012 09:07
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Man in Chinese Restaurant....

Waiter, This steak is rubbery

AAhhh,, fank u velly much sir.....
I'm semi-professional, I take peoples money and do a half decent job........


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06 September 2012 10:34
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Two spiders walking across a cardboard box.
Suddenly, one of them starts to run.
Why are you running so fast? asked the other spider.
Well, it says "tear along dotted line".

surprise


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06 September 2012 13:50
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I've heard that the farming magazine 'Farmer's Weekly' is to merge with 'Playboy'.
Apparently, it's going to be called 'The Farma Sutra'.

Here's another one you won't like:

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician who sat down and worked it out with a pencil?

I'm leaving now 



06 September 2012 14:07
GrimeAndGlamour
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Quote from Snipet
Am I the only one trying to work out how the hell that joke goes just by using the punch line? You've got to tell us the whole thing now, surely.



I dont have enough ink in my computer to type it all out! haha
Google "lancaster bomber joke" it MAY show up--probaly not worth the effort though!  hehe
"I wont give in until I have complained about everything"


Jonathan is off-line
06 September 2012 14:15
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A duck walks into a Pharmacists and says "I would like to buy some lip-gloss please".

The pharmacist says "Yes, certainly, are paying by cash or cheque ?"

To which the duck replies "Neither, just put it on my bill"
Relax, take it easy and float down-stream with the Sandy Camel


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10 September 2012 15:26
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The guy who invented the cat's eyes in the middle of the road, got the idea when driving home one night when his headlights reflected off the eyes of a cat walking towards him.
If the cat had been walking the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener instead!



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10 September 2012 17:28
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Quote from GrimeAndGlamour


Google "lancaster bomber joke" it MAY show up--probaly not worth the effort though!  hehe



I googled it and I just finished up with a link back to this thread



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