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Chaperones (Yes, it really IS another Macaroon thread.)

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clarmike is off-line
09 March 2012 17:05
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Oh blimey...perhaps I should read more...this subject does seem to have had a degree of coverage. I think I will forget it and go to bed.. Goodnight all


Matt Harper is off-line
09 March 2012 17:06
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I have two dogs at my shoots, one threat from a model and they attack like a pair of velociraptors.
One usually goes straight for the lady bits and while she is defending that area, the other nips round the back as he knows how girls love a cold wet nose up their bum. It is a joy to witness. Models get sexually assaulted yet can't blame me

Not had a chaperone able to deal with it yet.



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09 March 2012 17:19
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Quote from mattharper
I have two dogs at my shoots, one threat from a model and they attack like a pair of velociraptors. One usually goes straight for the lady bits and while she is defending that area, the other nips round the back as he knows how girls love a cold wet nose up their bum. It is a joy to witness. Models get sexually assaulted yet can't blame me Not had a chaperone able to deal with it yet.



I'm sorry I cancelled my shoot with you now Matt, I can be quite threatening 
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09 March 2012 17:48
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What is a chaperone?
Amateur - happy to do TF with models with potential and enthusiasm. Website: www.mphodson.co.uk


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09 March 2012 17:52
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What is a chaperone?



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09 March 2012 18:26
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Chaperone. n: often an ugly Facebook munter or chavvy boyfriend who like to interfere with a photographers equipment & offer creative direction.


clarmike is off-line
10 March 2012 03:47
clarmike
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Oh I dont like the idea of anyone 'interfering with my equipment' perhaps I should wear a jockstrap.


Matt Harper is off-line
10 March 2012 04:02
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Quote from gerryquiff
I'm sorry I cancelled my shoot with you now Matt, I can be quite threatening 



Oh, my dogs have no perception of fear, they live in a world of love and being spoilt.  


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10 March 2012 05:14
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Quote from clarmike
Oh blimey...perhaps I should read more...this subject does seem to have had a degree of coverage. I think I will forget it and go to bed.. Goodnight all



You are perfectly entitled to post what you want, within the site rules of course, The fact that it's been done before is just a fact of life on sites such as this and could equally apply to a host of other subjects.
Say what you Mean and Mean what you Say


10 March 2012 07:01
RobGolding
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Quote from Jack_Russell
Chaperone. n: often an ugly Facebook munter or chavvy boyfriend who like to interfere with a photographers equipment & offer creative direction.



Fantastic.....hehehe!



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